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Alphabetical list of Havelock Vetinari/Rufus Drumknott fanfiction
25/09/16: Yes, this is still being updated! If there's anything I've missed, please comment below. Sometimes I don't read a fic because it hits a squick or whatever, so I don't know if it qualifies to go here (i.e. V/D is the endgame ship). Therefore, if you know something that should be here but isn't, let me know! You can also contact me on Tumblr instead if you want, though anon is off.
My life doesn't revolve around Havelock Vetinari, but he's a pretty big feature in it, just saying.
I want to compile every (English*) V/D fanfiction in this post, so if there's anything I've missed, please comment below! Anon is on, screening is off (if you need to leave me a private comment, PM me or comment on my intro post). 'Tags' are not necessarily what the author tagged the fics, and I just tagged the ones I didn't read as 'unread'. Incomplete fics have not been included, as well as fics that don't end with the main ship still as the main ship because I'm not about that life.
Since this is not a fic rec, remarks are only present on my own fics, usually to grumble about how much I hate my own writing.
If a link doesn't work, tell me which one!. There are a lot of links here, but I checked each one before posting so unless something is flocked, it should work.
Total number of fics: 59
Log:
6/1: Added In Company; All's Fair
-
Afterwards
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, light angst,
Summary: The aftermath of Irrationality
Length: 2k
All's Fair
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, soulmarks au, fluff,
Summary: Vetinari and Drumknott play a game to see who can discover the other's soulmark first.
Length: 3k
As Events Dictate
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, gen, major character death,
Summary: In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician’s Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, but all is not quite as it seems; and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer.
Length: 15k
Bedroom Secrets Drabbles
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, fluff, not main focus of fic,
Summary: Six Discworld drabbles, inspired by the idea that we all have strange things we do in our sleep, or secrets that only our sleeping partners know.
Length: .6k
Colour
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, pre-slash
Summary: Drumknott and fashionable touches.
Length: 700
The Dressing Gown of Dimensions
Author: Minutia_R
Tags: crossover: the chronicles of chrestomanci, fluff, coming-together fic, guys this fic was gifted to me ^_^
Summary: Rufus Drumknott has been in love with his employer for years, and he's sure that Lord Vetinari must know it. But it will take a visit from a couple of enchanters from another world, and a magical toddler running amok with one of Leonard of Quirm's flying machines, to get either of them to do anything about it . . .
Length: <4k
Expression: In Words and/or Actions
Author hi
Tags: sfw, fluff, coming-together fic,
Summary: There is something that Vetinari needs to say to Drumknott.
Length: 1k
Remarks: Tell me if I should delete this.
The Eyes Have It
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, nsfw,
Summary: Drumknott has been attacked after frequenting an all men's bar. For some on the Discworld will find any reason to express their hate...unlucky for them as Vetinari is deeply unimpressed.
How will Drumknott cope with the changes that emerge after his trauma?
Vetinari is captivated by Drumknott's eyes - is it guilt or something else?
Length: 7k
Filling the Gap
Author: Sanorace
Tags: sfw, charlie used inappropriately, unread
Summary: Blurring the lines between friendship and love, Drumknott tries to find his place in Vetinari's world. Where do the boundaries truly lie?
Length: 6k
First Principles
Author: Sus
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Some introspection on Vetinari's part.
Lenght: <.5k
Five Times Drumknott Saw Lord Vetinari Do Something Unexpected
Author: MacPye
Tags: nsfw, charlie used inappropriately
Summary: - And The One Time It Was The Other Way Round. Scenes inserted into the narratives of various Discworld novels.
Length: 3k
Five Ways Sam Vimes Discovered What He Didn't Want to Know
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, other characters' pov, major character death,
Summary: Five ways Vimes learns something unexpected about Vetinari and Drumknott.
Length: <.8k
Happenstance
Author: Hiza Montmorency
Tags: sfw, gen,
Summary: With the latest Clerketary dead, Lord Vetinari is in need of another. Enter Rufus Drumknott.
Length: 1k
Holiday
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff, groan another bad fic from me
Summary: Vetinari decides to take the day off on Hogswatch, for once.
Length: 2k
Remarks: Literally why am I so bad at everything? Why did I publish this? Why did I think it was a good idea? Why???
I Love My Love
Author: halotolerant
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, sickfic
Summary: I Love My Love with an A, because he is Artless.
Length: 1k
In Another World
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, au
Summary: Vetinari and Drumknott meet alternate versions of themselves. In one world, the other Vetinari is more surprised than typical at the sight of them (I mean, this is Ankh-Morpork).
Length: 1k
In Company
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, gen, minor character death
Summary: Wuffles has been ill for a long time.
Length: 700
Irrationality
Author:: hi
Tags: sfw, ugh i suck take my pen away, light angst, hurt/comfort,
Summary: Despite how level-headed and rational Drumknott usually is, when it comes to Lord Vetinari, it would seem, he cannot always think in a straight line.
Takes place after The Truth. For the prompt ‘remedy/cure’.
Length: 1k
Remarks: I know this is rather uncharacteristic coming from someone who can't stand angst, but there was actually supposed to be a sequel to this. It just ... got ... lost ... in my brain ...
Irreplaceable
Author: Ololon
Tags: nsfw, coming-together fic, hurt/comfort, cw: slurs, cw: abuse, cw: torture,
Summary: Lord Vetinari's secretary is kidnapped, the assailants and what they want unknown. Can Vimes and the Watch rescue him in time? And why does his kidnapper seem to know so much about his past?
Length: 37k
(Let's Play) Master and Servant
Author: kindkit
Tags: nsfw, pwp, power play
Summary: The word "secretary" derives from "secret."
Length: 1k
Like Clockwork
Author: halotolerant
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, vetinari-centric,
Summary: 'They move on like mechanical figures in an ornamental clock: set on their tracks, ever repeating, ever smooth and ordered, ever prevented from collision.'
Length: 1k
Literal Minded
Author: MacPye
Tags: nsfw, dubcon, not in v/d tho,
Summary: Drumknott is most displeased to find the Postmaster General has pinched yet another pencil.
Length: <.6k
Loyalty
Author: BasementOfTheMansion
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Drumknott really is too loyal...
Length: 172
Loyalty
Author: Katherine
Tags: sfw, angst, groan,
Summary: A difficult conversation and its aftermath.
Length: idk
Mentor
Author: to be found
Tags: nsfw, coming-together fic,
Summary: Mentor: noun; from Greek MentOr. 1 capitalized: a friend of Odysseus entrusted with the education of Odysseus' son Telemachus. 2: a trusted counselor or guide; TUTOR, COACH
Lenght: idk
Midwinter
Author: kindkit
Tags: nsfw, coming-together fic, angst,
Summary: Stabbing, imprisonment, several awkward conversations, a diplomatic crisis, the art of rhetoric, and many cups of tea.
Length: 16k
The Mirror
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, coming-together fic, AUs, could be better written tbh my deadlines are no excuse
Summary: When Vetinari accidentally discovers a mirror that transports him to other worlds, worlds where things are different, he must find his way back to his Ankh-Morpork. On the way, he discovers a curious thing about his personal secretary.
Length: 11k
Remarks: I hate myself.
Misadventure
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff,
Summary: Vetinari beats up a couple of thugs and flees the crime scene. Vimes gives chase. Roundworld AU where Vetinari operates through underground crime rings.
Length: 1k
Remarks: Now this is cool! Actually one of the fics I'm satisfied with, I clearly should write more exciting mafia-related Roundworld AUs.
Moments (no.1)
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Occasional moments in the friendship or relationship of Havelock Vetinari and Rufus Drumknott
Length: 1k
Moments:(no.2) The Pencil
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Drumknott can be distracting...
Length: <.8k
Moments no. 3 (the Ramtops effect).
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, sfw
Summary: Lord Vetinari and Drumknott are ...camping. In the valleys of the Ramtops.
Some moments are intoxicating.
Length: <.9k
Morning Conversation
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff, silliness i had a narrow scope to work with okay
Summary: Drumknott is really getting too cheeky.
Length: idk
Mr. Drumknott's Surprise
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: It's the thought that counts.
Length: .5k
Observer Effect
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, vetinari-centric
Summary: Looking has its effects.
Length: 100
Oh Balls!
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, nsfw
Summary: The Sunrise Awakening Ball was almost upon the good upstanding citizens of Ankh-Morpok (yes, alright, and the many not so-good and the downright crooked). The populace was excited.
The Palace organisers - getting to be not so keen; in fact, a good word to describe them would be stressed.
Will it happen? Will our two gentlemen attend? Will they want to?
Length: 4k
On Ownership
Author: Kristalyn
Tags: nsfw, dubcon, kinda,
Summary: Vetinari visits Drumknott for tea, light conversation, and serious questions about loyalty.
Length: <6k
Only The Best
Author: spes_unica
Tags: sfw,
Summary: If Vetinari has "no vice that anyone could discover" (Guards! Guards!), at least it could be deduced from the nature of the "cerebral" pleasures (Making Money) he likes to indulge in (not to mention from the nature of his 24/8 preoccupations) that he has a decided interest in control and power relationships. Canon leaves it at that (apart from his fondness for little dogs), but there are distinct ... possibilities in his relationship with his faithful clerk and secretary Rufus Drumknott. Even though they never so much as touch.
Length: 7k
The Patrician's Servant
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, major character death, gen,
Summary: Some things are stronger than death. They're not necessarily the things you expect.
Length: 200
Perforations
Author: redsnake05
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Drumknott thinks the world chiefly needs fileboxes which are not so flimsy. Vetinari thinks about this and tries out some new ideas.
Length: 2k
A Place Called Home
Author: Sophia_Prester
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: One of Drumknott's filing systems may be in need of some revision.
Length: <3k
The Practice of Intimacy
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff, establishing relationship
Summary: Fortunately, Vetinari doesn't realise how endearing it is that he doesn't know the first thing about kissing.
Length: <1k
Return to Normality
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Just a little vignette set towards the end of The Truth. Vetinari and Drumknott leave the Watch House and return to the Palace.
Length: .7k
Rumours
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, fluff, vampires
Summary: Sometimes, rumours are true.
Length: <3k
Solace
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff,
Summary: Vetinari tries to be comforting.
Length: 1k
Remarks: urgh
Three Dates
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff, ocs
Summary: Three dates that Rufus Drumknott had with three different men: a restaurant in the city, a bar in the country, and a coach ride through the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Somehow, the coach ride is the most romantic.
Length: <2k
Remarks: I was told this was good and my reply was, 'Pretty fly for an aromantic guy, eh?'
Three Mistakes That Drumknott Made
Author: Ololon
Tags: nsfw, light whump,
Summary: A boring day turns rather exciting when an assassin invades the Palace … and the usually infallible Drumknott makes a series of mistakes he is desperate to put right.
Length: 11k
Together at Midnight
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, hurt/comfort
Summary: Takes place after the ending of Night Watch. After Vimes and Vetinari's conversation, Vimes goes home to his wife and son, and Vetinari goes back to a cold palace where his secretary is unexpectedly waiting for him.
Length: <3k
Trust and Concern
Author hi
Tags: sfw, roundworld au,
Summary: In a world where Vetinari is a highly influential mob boss with half the government in his pocket who uses his own legitimate company as a front, someone poisons him, and Drumknott worries. Follows Feet of Clay, but doesn't.
Length: 6k
Two Conversations
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff
Summary: For the charloft prompt: 'the two most difficult conversations you've had in your life'. There are only two things that Rufus Drumknott was ever nervous about speaking of.
Length: <1k
Until Dawn
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, vetinari-centric, established relationship,
Summary: It's a quiet Hogswatch eve.
Length: 100
Untitled
Author![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
flipthefrog
Tags: sfw, coming-together fic
Summary: Drumknott presents Vetinari with a gift for Hogswatch.
Length: 600
Untitled
Author: norwegianpornfaerie
Tags: sfw,
Summary: Meta drabble.
Length: idk
Veni Vici Vetinari
Author: duchess-susan
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Vetinari reflects on his relationships with Ankh-Morpork, Drumknott and Lady Margolotta
Length: .3k
What Happens in the Oblong Office Stays in the Oblong Office
Author: MargolottaAmayaKaterinaAssumptaCrassina (laziestgirlintown)
Tags: nsfw, pwp, d/s
Summary: A man who is in perfect and complete control all the time sometimes needs to give that control up.
Length: <5k
Whatever You Want
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff,
Summary: Their first night together. ‘However many more nights you want to come.’
Length: idk
Where It Stops No One Knows
Author: sadcoffee
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: To Vetinari’s faint surprise, the knife trick was an enlightening and enlivening way of discovering certain small truths about those in his employ.
Length: <1k
Who Needs Stress Toys?
Author: orphaned account
Tags: sfw,
Summary: (None given. Just a small drabble written to amuse.)
Length: 160
A Word On Mutual Respect
Author: DracoMaleficium
Tags: swf, pre-slash
Summary: In which Lord Vetinari has an unusual idea of "fun," Drumknott secretly dabbles in footwear modification and safety becomes the priority.
Length: <.5k
Workaholic
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, vetinari-centric
Summary: A short piece exploring what Vetinari's work as Patrician really means to him, only not really. He gets distracted.
Length: .7k
My life doesn't revolve around Havelock Vetinari, but he's a pretty big feature in it, just saying.
I want to compile every (English*) V/D fanfiction in this post, so if there's anything I've missed, please comment below! Anon is on, screening is off (if you need to leave me a private comment, PM me or comment on my intro post). 'Tags' are not necessarily what the author tagged the fics, and I just tagged the ones I didn't read as 'unread'. Incomplete fics have not been included, as well as fics that don't end with the main ship still as the main ship because I'm not about that life.
Since this is not a fic rec, remarks are only present on my own fics, usually to grumble about how much I hate my own writing.
If a link doesn't work, tell me which one!. There are a lot of links here, but I checked each one before posting so unless something is flocked, it should work.
Total number of fics: 59
Log:
6/1: Added In Company; All's Fair
-
Afterwards
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, light angst,
Summary: The aftermath of Irrationality
Length: 2k
All's Fair
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, soulmarks au, fluff,
Summary: Vetinari and Drumknott play a game to see who can discover the other's soulmark first.
Length: 3k
As Events Dictate
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, gen, major character death,
Summary: In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician’s Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, but all is not quite as it seems; and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer.
Length: 15k
Bedroom Secrets Drabbles
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, fluff, not main focus of fic,
Summary: Six Discworld drabbles, inspired by the idea that we all have strange things we do in our sleep, or secrets that only our sleeping partners know.
Length: .6k
Colour
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, pre-slash
Summary: Drumknott and fashionable touches.
Length: 700
The Dressing Gown of Dimensions
Author: Minutia_R
Tags: crossover: the chronicles of chrestomanci, fluff, coming-together fic, guys this fic was gifted to me ^_^
Summary: Rufus Drumknott has been in love with his employer for years, and he's sure that Lord Vetinari must know it. But it will take a visit from a couple of enchanters from another world, and a magical toddler running amok with one of Leonard of Quirm's flying machines, to get either of them to do anything about it . . .
Length: <4k
Expression: In Words and/or Actions
Author hi
Tags: sfw, fluff, coming-together fic,
Summary: There is something that Vetinari needs to say to Drumknott.
Length: 1k
Remarks: Tell me if I should delete this.
The Eyes Have It
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, nsfw,
Summary: Drumknott has been attacked after frequenting an all men's bar. For some on the Discworld will find any reason to express their hate...unlucky for them as Vetinari is deeply unimpressed.
How will Drumknott cope with the changes that emerge after his trauma?
Vetinari is captivated by Drumknott's eyes - is it guilt or something else?
Length: 7k
Filling the Gap
Author: Sanorace
Tags: sfw, charlie used inappropriately, unread
Summary: Blurring the lines between friendship and love, Drumknott tries to find his place in Vetinari's world. Where do the boundaries truly lie?
Length: 6k
First Principles
Author: Sus
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Some introspection on Vetinari's part.
Lenght: <.5k
Five Times Drumknott Saw Lord Vetinari Do Something Unexpected
Author: MacPye
Tags: nsfw, charlie used inappropriately
Summary: - And The One Time It Was The Other Way Round. Scenes inserted into the narratives of various Discworld novels.
Length: 3k
Five Ways Sam Vimes Discovered What He Didn't Want to Know
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, other characters' pov, major character death,
Summary: Five ways Vimes learns something unexpected about Vetinari and Drumknott.
Length: <.8k
Happenstance
Author: Hiza Montmorency
Tags: sfw, gen,
Summary: With the latest Clerketary dead, Lord Vetinari is in need of another. Enter Rufus Drumknott.
Length: 1k
Holiday
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff, groan another bad fic from me
Summary: Vetinari decides to take the day off on Hogswatch, for once.
Length: 2k
Remarks: Literally why am I so bad at everything? Why did I publish this? Why did I think it was a good idea? Why???
I Love My Love
Author: halotolerant
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, sickfic
Summary: I Love My Love with an A, because he is Artless.
Length: 1k
In Another World
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, au
Summary: Vetinari and Drumknott meet alternate versions of themselves. In one world, the other Vetinari is more surprised than typical at the sight of them (I mean, this is Ankh-Morpork).
Length: 1k
In Company
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, gen, minor character death
Summary: Wuffles has been ill for a long time.
Length: 700
Irrationality
Author:: hi
Tags: sfw, ugh i suck take my pen away, light angst, hurt/comfort,
Summary: Despite how level-headed and rational Drumknott usually is, when it comes to Lord Vetinari, it would seem, he cannot always think in a straight line.
Takes place after The Truth. For the prompt ‘remedy/cure’.
Length: 1k
Remarks: I know this is rather uncharacteristic coming from someone who can't stand angst, but there was actually supposed to be a sequel to this. It just ... got ... lost ... in my brain ...
Irreplaceable
Author: Ololon
Tags: nsfw, coming-together fic, hurt/comfort, cw: slurs, cw: abuse, cw: torture,
Summary: Lord Vetinari's secretary is kidnapped, the assailants and what they want unknown. Can Vimes and the Watch rescue him in time? And why does his kidnapper seem to know so much about his past?
Length: 37k
(Let's Play) Master and Servant
Author: kindkit
Tags: nsfw, pwp, power play
Summary: The word "secretary" derives from "secret."
Length: 1k
Like Clockwork
Author: halotolerant
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, vetinari-centric,
Summary: 'They move on like mechanical figures in an ornamental clock: set on their tracks, ever repeating, ever smooth and ordered, ever prevented from collision.'
Length: 1k
Literal Minded
Author: MacPye
Tags: nsfw, dubcon, not in v/d tho,
Summary: Drumknott is most displeased to find the Postmaster General has pinched yet another pencil.
Length: <.6k
Loyalty
Author: BasementOfTheMansion
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Drumknott really is too loyal...
Length: 172
Loyalty
Author: Katherine
Tags: sfw, angst, groan,
Summary: A difficult conversation and its aftermath.
Length: idk
Mentor
Author: to be found
Tags: nsfw, coming-together fic,
Summary: Mentor: noun; from Greek MentOr. 1 capitalized: a friend of Odysseus entrusted with the education of Odysseus' son Telemachus. 2: a trusted counselor or guide; TUTOR, COACH
Lenght: idk
Midwinter
Author: kindkit
Tags: nsfw, coming-together fic, angst,
Summary: Stabbing, imprisonment, several awkward conversations, a diplomatic crisis, the art of rhetoric, and many cups of tea.
Length: 16k
The Mirror
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, coming-together fic, AUs, could be better written tbh my deadlines are no excuse
Summary: When Vetinari accidentally discovers a mirror that transports him to other worlds, worlds where things are different, he must find his way back to his Ankh-Morpork. On the way, he discovers a curious thing about his personal secretary.
Length: 11k
Remarks: I hate myself.
Misadventure
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff,
Summary: Vetinari beats up a couple of thugs and flees the crime scene. Vimes gives chase. Roundworld AU where Vetinari operates through underground crime rings.
Length: 1k
Remarks: Now this is cool! Actually one of the fics I'm satisfied with, I clearly should write more exciting mafia-related Roundworld AUs.
Moments (no.1)
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Occasional moments in the friendship or relationship of Havelock Vetinari and Rufus Drumknott
Length: 1k
Moments:(no.2) The Pencil
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Drumknott can be distracting...
Length: <.8k
Moments no. 3 (the Ramtops effect).
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, sfw
Summary: Lord Vetinari and Drumknott are ...camping. In the valleys of the Ramtops.
Some moments are intoxicating.
Length: <.9k
Morning Conversation
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff, silliness i had a narrow scope to work with okay
Summary: Drumknott is really getting too cheeky.
Length: idk
Mr. Drumknott's Surprise
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: It's the thought that counts.
Length: .5k
Observer Effect
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, vetinari-centric
Summary: Looking has its effects.
Length: 100
Oh Balls!
Author: Dicentra
Tags: unread, nsfw
Summary: The Sunrise Awakening Ball was almost upon the good upstanding citizens of Ankh-Morpok (yes, alright, and the many not so-good and the downright crooked). The populace was excited.
The Palace organisers - getting to be not so keen; in fact, a good word to describe them would be stressed.
Will it happen? Will our two gentlemen attend? Will they want to?
Length: 4k
On Ownership
Author: Kristalyn
Tags: nsfw, dubcon, kinda,
Summary: Vetinari visits Drumknott for tea, light conversation, and serious questions about loyalty.
Length: <6k
Only The Best
Author: spes_unica
Tags: sfw,
Summary: If Vetinari has "no vice that anyone could discover" (Guards! Guards!), at least it could be deduced from the nature of the "cerebral" pleasures (Making Money) he likes to indulge in (not to mention from the nature of his 24/8 preoccupations) that he has a decided interest in control and power relationships. Canon leaves it at that (apart from his fondness for little dogs), but there are distinct ... possibilities in his relationship with his faithful clerk and secretary Rufus Drumknott. Even though they never so much as touch.
Length: 7k
The Patrician's Servant
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, major character death, gen,
Summary: Some things are stronger than death. They're not necessarily the things you expect.
Length: 200
Perforations
Author: redsnake05
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Drumknott thinks the world chiefly needs fileboxes which are not so flimsy. Vetinari thinks about this and tries out some new ideas.
Length: 2k
A Place Called Home
Author: Sophia_Prester
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: One of Drumknott's filing systems may be in need of some revision.
Length: <3k
The Practice of Intimacy
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff, establishing relationship
Summary: Fortunately, Vetinari doesn't realise how endearing it is that he doesn't know the first thing about kissing.
Length: <1k
Return to Normality
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Just a little vignette set towards the end of The Truth. Vetinari and Drumknott leave the Watch House and return to the Palace.
Length: .7k
Rumours
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, fluff, vampires
Summary: Sometimes, rumours are true.
Length: <3k
Solace
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff,
Summary: Vetinari tries to be comforting.
Length: 1k
Remarks: urgh
Three Dates
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff, ocs
Summary: Three dates that Rufus Drumknott had with three different men: a restaurant in the city, a bar in the country, and a coach ride through the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Somehow, the coach ride is the most romantic.
Length: <2k
Remarks: I was told this was good and my reply was, 'Pretty fly for an aromantic guy, eh?'
Three Mistakes That Drumknott Made
Author: Ololon
Tags: nsfw, light whump,
Summary: A boring day turns rather exciting when an assassin invades the Palace … and the usually infallible Drumknott makes a series of mistakes he is desperate to put right.
Length: 11k
Together at Midnight
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, hurt/comfort
Summary: Takes place after the ending of Night Watch. After Vimes and Vetinari's conversation, Vimes goes home to his wife and son, and Vetinari goes back to a cold palace where his secretary is unexpectedly waiting for him.
Length: <3k
Trust and Concern
Author hi
Tags: sfw, roundworld au,
Summary: In a world where Vetinari is a highly influential mob boss with half the government in his pocket who uses his own legitimate company as a front, someone poisons him, and Drumknott worries. Follows Feet of Clay, but doesn't.
Length: 6k
Two Conversations
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, established relationship, fluff
Summary: For the charloft prompt: 'the two most difficult conversations you've had in your life'. There are only two things that Rufus Drumknott was ever nervous about speaking of.
Length: <1k
Until Dawn
Author: kindkit
Tags: sfw, vetinari-centric, established relationship,
Summary: It's a quiet Hogswatch eve.
Length: 100
Untitled
Author
flipthefrogTags: sfw, coming-together fic
Summary: Drumknott presents Vetinari with a gift for Hogswatch.
Length: 600
Untitled
Author: norwegianpornfaerie
Tags: sfw,
Summary: Meta drabble.
Length: idk
Veni Vici Vetinari
Author: duchess-susan
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: Vetinari reflects on his relationships with Ankh-Morpork, Drumknott and Lady Margolotta
Length: .3k
What Happens in the Oblong Office Stays in the Oblong Office
Author: MargolottaAmayaKaterinaAssumptaCrassina (laziestgirlintown)
Tags: nsfw, pwp, d/s
Summary: A man who is in perfect and complete control all the time sometimes needs to give that control up.
Length: <5k
Whatever You Want
Author: hi
Tags: sfw, fluff,
Summary: Their first night together. ‘However many more nights you want to come.’
Length: idk
Where It Stops No One Knows
Author: sadcoffee
Tags: sfw, pre-slash,
Summary: To Vetinari’s faint surprise, the knife trick was an enlightening and enlivening way of discovering certain small truths about those in his employ.
Length: <1k
Who Needs Stress Toys?
Author: orphaned account
Tags: sfw,
Summary: (None given. Just a small drabble written to amuse.)
Length: 160
A Word On Mutual Respect
Author: DracoMaleficium
Tags: swf, pre-slash
Summary: In which Lord Vetinari has an unusual idea of "fun," Drumknott secretly dabbles in footwear modification and safety becomes the priority.
Length: <.5k
Workaholic
Author: Ololon
Tags: sfw, pre-slash, vetinari-centric
Summary: A short piece exploring what Vetinari's work as Patrician really means to him, only not really. He gets distracted.
Length: .7k
Brilliant!
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Re: Brilliant!
(Anonymous) 2015-03-21 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)As I was saying, a couple of links are not working. Otherwise, I hope you post more!
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Re: Brilliant!
(Anonymous) 2015-04-06 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Brilliant!
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